A MINOR THEFT
Date
Fri 18 - Tue 29 Jul 2025
“I think pregnant woman are ugly. Well not ugly, that sounds bad. I just hate it when they’re really proud of their belly and they rub this swollen distended abdomen. And all I can think is. That looks grim. Properly grim.”
Sophie’s abducted a baby… She doesn’t even want a baby… but she knows that this baby deserves a good life and a good mother that doesn’t deep throat fags and voddy-cokes.
Event Performance Details
Fri 18 Jul
20:30 (45 minutes) - Omnibus Clapham
Tue 29 Jul
20:30 (30 minutes) - Omnibus Clapham
Event Location
Omnibus Clapham
Venue InfoOmnibus Theatre, 1 Clapham Common Northside
London
SW40QW
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0207 498 4699
London
SW40QW
Need to Know
Genre
Theatre / Performance
Pricing
Under £10
Recommended Age
18+
Content Warning
Nudity 
